I heard somebody was offering lessons on somewhere in that area. I think my friend said they were good lessons, as in, you know, they were better than most lessons, but not really EXCEPTIONAL lessons. These weren't the REALLY GOOD lessons, like when you first touched the stove, or got really really drunk for the first time and woke up in an awkward situation, but they were lessons nevertheless.

Also try the Decatur police -I hear they're offering to teach people lessons.
And Mr. T. but he doesn't live around here.